so there you go the strings of unfortunate events accumulated to the point of annoying and the best part, seems like it that all my good luck charms are starting to deteriorate to some degree. ironic, really.
while taking a dump this morning, the cleaning guy splashed a bucketful of water right up my ass.

never a dull moment

Absent Minded

Hello Earthlings! And to all humans, homo-sapiens, banduka, manusia, ren all the way from Beverly Hills 90210 to the Sub-ulu-zeezan-ville jangga jangga tribe of Mt. Albertskie, helloooo hello!! ;)
In this special edition of incendiarylybright.blogspot, your host, Jason, me will bring you insights of what is really happening with the world right now, and later on with the show, you & me shall explore the richness of vanilla flavouring together inside a 30 cent ice cream cone one lick at a time! Get ready folks and put those seatbelts on cause you guys are gonna have the ride of your life!!

I present you..... jeng jeng jeng!


with the thunderstorms owning the sky out there, I think I shall go get some sleep...

Shut Up, Kiddos!

It has been a worldwide known fact that the two of the world's greatest automobile manufacturers from Germany are battling against each other since Volkswagen Group purchased Audi in 1964. Even until now, BMW and Audi are still at each other's neck even though the present automotive world recognise both of them as superstars, sort of. ;)

Gleaming on the corner of Santa Monica Boulevard and Beverly Glen Boulevard, Audi decided to heat up the action with it's rival by setting up a billboard high above the highly populated intersection.



Audi intoduces it's new A4 with a twist, or some rather call it, sick!
But wait, with a gross revenue of 53.20 billion Euros last year, BMW just ain't gonna sit back and let the crowd huahohoho at Audi's latest trick ;)
So just a mere 200m away, BMW set something up in the sky too.

The outcome couldn't get any better than this. Heh ;)
Annoyed with the billboard defeat, Audi tried something different later on. Only this time, with more attitude!



As always, BMW is just as pissed at Audi and again, BMW just ain't gonna sit back and enjoy the show with Audi gained all the fame and credits. BMW strikes back with something ridiculously similar, but with a different message.


With all the pop boom bang between the two, many car-makers all around the globe felt the tension between them . With that, a car-maker halfway across the globe decided that the whole war thing is kinda fun and decided to kick in. ;)
This is what Subaru came up and I seriously thought that Subaru nailed em'! ;)

I thought it was absolutely brilliant...until "someone" came out and show em all who's the boss!

tadah :
I think I heard the boss just murmured something. Something like : Shut The Fuck Up Kiddos! The Boss is here! We make REAL cars! You guys make TOYS! ;)

On a sidenote, some dumbfuck high on speed chased me down a 2 lane motorway and clicked the right side of the car I'm driving the day before. FML :(

To-do list

1. Restore world peace
2. Kill Osama with my index finger
3. Get involve in a car-chase with a motherfucker high on speed

Assorted Blah!

“A storm’s coming and a series of unfortunate events will soon present itself in a magnitude I can’t even begin to describe”, crapped by Jason, 2009.

Hello hello! Firstly, I'm sorry that I had taken the week off without notice just like that all in the name of laziness and feeling worthless but most importantly, I'm feeling much better now since I’m back on track with my whats-left-of-it life. ;)

With the boringness of my 3 weeks break superimposing my cravings for good food movies, the past whole week has been a hell of a roller coaster ride for me! The only downside from all of this is that I looked like I somehow managed to maintain my sanity, but au contraire, I dont.

So to cut the whole story short, here’s a pile of blahs that I did over the past few days, or much least, the past whole week :

1. Sandwich 101
Sometime last week, and it's 4.30 am already and out of the blue I felt a sudden urge to eat something, anything! I crawled outta bed searching for something I don't mind not seeing again so I can digest it without hesitation. Snuck into the kitchen thinking that there's somehow somewhat something for me to eat but to my disappointment the fridge was empty (!)

Was in the brink of grabbing dad's car keys secretly to dapao some roadside burger in my neighbourhood when all of the sudden I saw something green & red in the fridge. *gleaming*
Then I looked around for the other stuffs that could make my night when I eventually did found them. Heh talking about a night crawler ;)

3...2...1! Go! Late night kitchen session begun with a siren wailing half a football court away.
There I went running around the house to gather all the stuffs/ingredients needed to make my night. Firstly ;

an egg. I picked the one looked stressed as if it knew it was destined to be scrambled and cracked it in a bowl. Looked around for some other stuffs.

some mayo for the squeeky sour taste

and two slices of bread, preferably to be slightly toasted to add to the perfection :)

I remembered the very first time I made my own sandwich ; it was almost 10 years ago. I was 9 at that time. And also the time where I made my very own breakfast (!) The whole thing went extremely well, expect the part where I nearly burnt down the whole kitchen and at the same time nearly killed my pet gold fish, bubbles. Poor bubbles died some 1 week later due to inhaling deadly fumes resulted from my poorly-done-breakfast-show. :(


Funny how when I was little I was not particularly fond of sandwiches. To me, it's somehow the funniest/weirdest/craziest set of meal someone can have. The combination was all the way wrong! How can someone mix bread with eggs and cheese and vege and salads and mayo together (?) It wasn't until my family and I had our picnic session when I was 8 years old. Mom made loads of sandwiches that evening and I had my very first sandwich orgasm. Fell in love with sandwiches ever since ;)


It was dreadful. It was bitter. It was ugly. It was awesome! I had the best day of my life ever since this fucking break started. ;)

2. Jogging spree with dad
Last wednesday was a day of fun, tiring and all around sick but it went extremely well. Dad & I took our time off and went jogging together in the evening all the way past dinner time in which in turn made mom furious. Just the two of us took off that evening. Father & son. No questions asked. ;)
Drove dad to the park in our neighbourhood and off we went. While jogging alongside with dad, I recalled the politics of male joggers written by Nury Vittachi which made my laugh out loud that left the people in park thinking that I was mad. According to him, there's 3 ultimate working principle involved in the politics of male joggers.
1. The sight of any female joggers will directly result in an increase of speed by any male joggers jogging nearby. This of course included those male joggers that are in a middle of having a massive heart attack.
2. When a male jogger overtakes a female jogger in a single file, his speed will increase tremendously. This action is involuntary.
3. Male joggers perform better in clusters as their competitiveness/egoism will boost each other. As more male joggers starts to jog together, they'll soon realised that they are no longer jogging anymore ; instead, they are all running and close to approaching the speed of light. It's actually illegal for more than 20 male jogger to go jogging together as they may curve space-time, in which eventually destroy the universe. haha ;)
The last one really cracks me up! :)
It's been a while since I last jogged with dad and to my surprise, dad still has it! Holy George Harrison, dad actually broke my lap record! "I know I'm a useless son. I am sorry dad I let you down. But waittt! Lemme have one more try!" I continued to jog and by the end of the trail, I can almost see bright lights at the end of a dark tunnel -_-
We call it a day when mom's 28th call finally got through dad's phone. She was shouting over the phone and demanded that we reached home in 5 minutes : the park itself was a 10 minute drive from home. Dad took the wheel when we adjourned back because I can't feel my legs anymore. :)

3. The statistics!
the yays and nays of the past whole week ;
the yay #1 ~ I've finally mastered the first chapter of my statistics book 3!
the nay #1 ~ Which of course means that they are 982 chapters more to go FML :(
the yay #2 ~ Finished reading a book that I just bought last week! *gleaming*

the nay #2 ~ Which means there's 4 more books left to go by the end of my break -_-
the yay #3 ~ I went for a jog last wednesday and lost 10 pounds on the way :D
the nay #3 ~ I gained back the initial 10 pounds I've lost by ravishing everything I came across that night itself, maybe more :(
the yay #4 ~ I am enjoying my 3 weeks break after all! I get to sleep all day and just don't give a fuck!
the nay #4 ~ Too bad the excitement is gonna be short-lived as I'm going back to a world full of hatred, time-well wasted and warning letters soon. Maybe sooner than I thought :(
the yay #5 ~ Just checked out Eddy's entry on the PD trip they had some 3 weeks ago. Thought it went well :)
the nay #5 ~ Too bad I wasn't there! FML :(

***
On a totally unrelated note, I'm going back to college sooner than I thought after all. Stuffs-packing-session begun today and I'm proud to say that I'm in fact going back to college this coming thursday. All in all, am looking forward for another great weekend upcoming soon. Stay tuned beautiful people! heh ;)


Mood ~ Bouncy :)
Earfood ~ I Gotta Feeling, The Black Eyed Peas

Contemplation

sigh the previous layout had been giving me a hard time ever since i used it and eventually in the end resulting in me using the old/original/useless/free templates back. oohhh the frustration and agony. :(

in the meantime, won't be hearing much from me coming now. got my reading mood back a few days ago and gotten myself something to indulge. ;)

on another note, im staying much more longer than i initially anticipated, which evidently only leads to one thing ~ fuckk another extra week without my packiess?? Oh God, give me strength oppss, cigs! ;)

The politics of male shoppers

There’s that and there’s also this,
“a guy will pay 10 bucks for a 1 buck item he really needs whereas a girl will pay 5 bucks for a 10 bucks item she don’t need”

At first, i hate to buy into the notion of the aforementioned statement but evidently, recent studies suggested otherwise in which I cant say that I bought in, much less trying to contradict.

Now you’ll see that its rather a rare sight for us walking down the street with both of our hands carrying shopping bags while searching for our keys.

So okay now behold ~ the politics of male shoppers! ;)
1) In any circumstances, we will walk into a mall looking for something we need/want, grab it, pay for it and make a dash out of the mall immediately. No questions asked. Period.

2) If we don’t have anything on our mind to buy, we will see what we like and then walk straight to the counter and pay for it. Simply put ~ I see, I like, I buy! Its rather different in the case of the females, as they will see something they like, and then waste 1 hour trying it out, and waste another hour deciding on whether or not to buy it and then in the end walks out of the shop saying maybe there’s something better, cheaper and nicer next door. Simply put ~ I see, I like, I try, I decide, I take photos, I choose again, I see again, I dont like it after all, I dont buy!

3) We enter the mall and know exactly which shop/tenant/stall to go to get what we want and most likely will head there directly without any detours unless needed. (i.e a trip to the gents).

4) Our every trip to the mall never takes more than 30 minutes, tops! Nuff said.
in summary, ~

heh ;)

Hello

"Ohhh shit my heart is so light right now that it feels like as though my mind is staging a coup d'état against it!" crapped by Jason, 2009

as in this second right here right now marks the 166th hour im back home. am supposed to feel wahahaha with the fact that im homed right now but somehow somewhat, i dont. i dont know why im feeling this right now but again, its here. its not like i like it be here okay simply cause i dont. period. wtf

there's just so much going on right now that i can guess that some of you will think that what the heck larr this is life. live with it larr dont be a pussy larr bla bla bla. but amazingly, yes i do feel like one right now i dont even know what im supposed to do right now with all this so-called shit going on.

there's some people out there who says ~ what the fuck this is no shit!. some people kill to have these feelings. wtf so i guess one man's misery is the next man's pleasure. heh ;

***
remember when we're younger we used to ask the why question soo much which evidently drove our parents up the roof like ~ mom, what's that dog doing on top of another dog? errr cause they're making friends. why? cause they're lonely. they need friends. why? cause they can't live alone. why? its like mom & dad, we need each other. why? cause we desire it! why? etc etc etc ? heh ;) those were the times where we just dont need to know just how messed up the world is.

im missing those times badly. my heart is so light now.



mood ~ sad :(
earfood ~ Fingerprints, Katy Perry

7 things/ Lame & Ridiculously Random Part II

This morning, I was waken up at an ungodly time of 6.30 am. Extremely tired and annoyed with the fact that all of these were done out of my willingness, I swore loudly in the name of misery & angst (in which to my understanding that ‘that’ woke up some of the neighbours haha) A desperate attempt to slumber back some 10 seconds later failed as if it was done almost effortlessly. Little did I know that as the result from all of the swearing done earlier on, my mind is now fully conscious and therefore rendering REM impossible. :(

After realizing that damage has been done and there’s nothing I can do, i jumped across the room and woke my laptop up. Thinking that there’s still plenty of time before breakfast is served, I’d like to post another random entry. So as in right now, I’m doing nothing. Literally nothing as for now , I’m sitting in this chair checking out the different species of penguins out there in water-rocketing shrimps in the Antarctic via the web. And ducks too. ;)

Oohhh im on the brink of losing my sanity and all I care is whether or not I can tell the difference between the emperor penguin and the gentoo penguin. Wtf

7 things I would do if I were a traffic police in Malaysia :
1. convince my boss to allow me to ride one of the big bikes to patrol!
2. allow young drivers to pass through road-blocks at ease
3. will not accept bribes from young drivers when they’re stopped ; instead just let them go
4. intentionally ask for overpriced bribes from ‘G&M’ people.
5. speeding in an excess of 160mph on a very busy highway
6. participate in a demonstration against the traffic police department
7. destroy all those huge bikes once I’m done test-riding em’

7 things I would do If I were PM of Malaysia :
1. abolish ISA
2. try not to say stupid things on tv
3. tell everyone that a non-Muslim can become PM too BUT actually mean it!
4. stop the government’s bias-ness towards the bumiputras
5. restore the freedom of speech to all Malaysians.
6. drive an armoured proton car instead of a 7 series
7. continue to put Malaysia back on the world’s map.

7 things I would do if I were president of US :
1. restore the faith of the world in the American government
2. promote peace worldwide
3. fire my SecDef and also the joint chiefs that have been poisoning my mind
4. withdraw US troops from the middle east
5. stop screwing around and start to take appropriate actions as commander-in-chief
6. play pool in my free time.
7. again, will try not to say stupid things on tv

7 things I would do if I were king kong :
1. eat banana
2. eat more banana
3. attack a lorry full of bananas and eat banana the whole day
4. climb to the top of the entire state building and eat banana : instead of destroying planes
5. ask peter Jackson for more banana
6. tell the whole world I’m king kong, not Godzilla
7. jump out of the screen when they’re showing ‘king kong’ movie in the cinema

7 things I would do if I were Mr. wong (jason’s lecturer/HOD) :
1. stop giving warning letters to Jason if he absents for classes.
2. stop giving warning letters to Jason if he absents for classes
3. stop giving warning letters to Jason if he absents for classes
4. stop giving warning letters to Jason if he absents for classes
5. stop giving warning letters to Jason if he absents for classes
6. stop giving warning letters to Jason if he absents for classes
7. stop giving warning letters to Jason if he absents for classes

7 things to do if I were a college student :
1. skip class occasionally
2. sleep
3. eat excessively
4. have fun!
5. blog stupid things
6. blog stupid things like this entry
7. blog stupid things like this entry while watching 24 season 7 episode 23! ;)

Being Different

a lot of people who come across my blog (accidental @ intentional?) tend to ask me the very same question ~ why majority of my entries fall under the 'random' category? i think this is pretty much self-explanatory ain't it? being the entry itself is rather irrelevant for any other tag. the word 'random', quoted by Huai Bin at sixthseal.com as "the latest buzzword used amongst mindless teenagers as a way of showing just so utterly irreverent their predictable sense of humor is" is pretty much the cool-i-fucking-need-to-use-it word used/accepted/copied worldwide, ranging from personal blogs to office stuffs. ;)

the only reason i'm over-using the word 'random' is because a good number of my entries were rather irrelevant for the appropriate use. being casual or formal. at such, those entries were merely my personal blunt opinions and mostly, rants. stuffs where i don't see appropriate and bla bla bla. au contraire, the 'random' word those guys used out there meant absolutely nothing. seriously. they just couldn't find better (or cooler?) words to describe their crappy entries and henceforth, resulting in the over-using of the word to the point of annoying. such sadness.

being point 1 well taken into digestion, point 2 resurfaced. i like being different. period. i throw much hatred towards bandwagons, let alone jumping onto a moving one. wtf. nuff said.

***
yesterday has been a hell of a roller coaster ride for me. due to my absence from classes for more than 3 days straight, the office called me again. coincidentally, i was too busy doing my 'business' and then again, i missed the call. an attempt to call them back some 30 minutes later proven failed as some random dude came into my room calling out my name. surprised, i went on to see if i can help him in whatever he wants. apparently he's from the office and the sole purpose of his visit is to check whether or not i'm down with H1N1. wtf. after reluctantly allowing him to measure my body temperature and touched my forehead wtf, he gave me a mask and left.

still in disbelief and shocked, i asked myself ~ what just happened?? later in the evening only i realised that apparently someone reported to the office saying that i was soo sick that i've been infected with H1N1. ahahahahhahaaha wtf larrr

i laughed soo hard until i nearly spilled limau ais from my nose gahahahah :)

p/s : on a different note, i'm back home. i'll be having my 3 weeks break from all the shit back in college. so right now i'm enjoying all the comfort home can provide me while i struggle to compensate for everything i missed out during my AS, and at the same time enjoying mom's cooking at her best! ahhh the humanity. sweeet :)

That's what she said...

with all the hype going on right now,
things are really starting to get ugly...

I never doubted her....

The Amazing & The ... Dreadful

with the recent buohaha over the H1N1 pandemic, a number of local higher education institutions across the country were closed down temporary due to safety precaution and also to prevent the disease from spreading. heh another trick performed by the government to show us just exactly how fast they can handle situations like these so we can still entrust them with our votes in the next general election. well done! ;)

and with that, the tension began to build up for some private colleges. majority of them were puzzled and didn't know what to do. the options are very clear. to either continue operating (and continue endangering the lives of it's beloved students) or to shut down temporary (and loses huge amount of money)?

with the rest of the private institution confused and came to a stand-still, inti college nilai came up with something rather brilliant!

they closed the whole damn library down for 3 days!! awesome-ness!!

p/s : guess i'll be missing the library for a while....FML

chef d'œuvre, c'est magnifique!

today has been awesomely great, to me and also to the rest of the world, i believe...it has been a beautiful day today, ain't it?

which reminds me one thing though. a book. not just any other book. this particular one is very distinctive. it's a book of which i read quite some time ago.

tadahh ~




yes, i know all about the controversies that comes along with this book. yes yes i know about the forgery of some of content too. but still, it's a masterpiece! no one can deny it! :) bla bla bla and that too, yea i know all about it.

A Million Little Pieces, written by James Frey is probably one of books that received the most number of feedbacks (positive and negative) from different party, being government bodies and private organizations. regarded as "The War & Piece Of Addiction" by Pat Conroy, it tells the story of a 23-year-old alcoholic and drug abuser (Frey himself) and how he copes with rehabilitation in a Twelve Steps-oriented treatment center. the best part? it's based on Frey's personal experience (or not); being this is his memoir, every single event mentioned were based on his real life stories (or not).

the story revolves around James, 23 who was then, an alcoholic for almost 10 years, a crack addict for 3 and also wanted by the police in 3 different states for several charges. under his own will and advices from his friends, he checks into a rehab clinic and forced to quit his substance abuse. throughout his stay, he refuses to buy into the notion of victimhood, and instead chooses to blame his misfortunes solely on himself and as the results of his own decisions.

the use of stream of consciousness of writing technique by Frey is remarkable! Frey's unique writing skills of capitalizing nouns were done awesomely. :) heh, that's about all the yeays of this book. although its no longer hot on the shelves (being this book was published 6 years ago), i guess you still can get a copy of it from almost anywhere. :)

in the meantime, i'll just sit back and flip through its pages one more time tonight. just a little insight of it makes me sleep better at night. :) all in all, today's saturday. and today is the _______ day of my life!! (insert your word of the day)

Represent'e D'vour....

at the very beginning, i would like to thank, you all! for staying with me and making this unbelievable journey of mine, or us rather, alive! thank you! you know you're one of them ;)

secondly, i would like to stress out the reason why i moved. the reasons? or rather reason, (being there's only one, mind you) --- jeng jeng jeng --- I've found what I waited for!! :) heh. due to that, and only that, jasonstillwaiting had been terminated. if i'd kept on using that site, its rather irrelevant, ain't it?

next, the content. its imperative i make myself clear at the very start because, or else i'll find myself blogging wayy off course again. :(

1. i will only blog when i feel like blogging. no specific timing considered whatsover. i can blog up to 3 entries a day and then go hiatus for a month and i just don't care
2. i link who i want and who i feel like linking although i may/may not know the person well.
3. there's no specific theme of this blog. it's not a food blog/gadget blog/gossip blog/educational blog/porn or anything similar/etc etc. this is my blog. i blog whatever i feel like blogging. i write whatever i feel like writing. i do whatever i like.
4. i'm not gonna jump off some 30 stories building when some of my entries bears zero comments.
5. lastly, i will read all of your comments and reply with the best way i can think of. if even that you got a problem with it, write it all down in a piece of paper, and shove it up your ass during your next trip to the bathroom.

well, in the beginning it did a little bit sounded like i'm feeling down again. au contraire, i'm happy and happy with the way i'm happy. ;) if you tend to think otherwise, well apparently you don't know me well enough. :(
all in all, am glad given the chance to start all over. stay tuned beautiful people! :)