Tales from The Other Side

as always, im too deep inside my own shit that i'd tend to forget about the upcoming finals which will basically determine my future,...or not (shit i have this feeling that im beginning to talk like my high school principal oucchhhh). sometimes, i feel that theres a line in everything i do. for instance whenever i blog about something : dont cross the line(!) which is rather pathetic actually. its like a moment where i try to stand up with all my guts and strength only to fall back into my own naivety. looking back to the rate of me becoming somebody someday, i'd rather wish upon the moon for the sun to appear green in colour the next day.... or something like that. as promised from my previous previous sub previous post, here's cocktales...plus added incentive ;)

1. "is your muffin buttered?" - "nope. im waiting for the milk from your tits for the butter. apparently it still takes some time. no worries though" crapped by Kang

2. lynn tweeted about how she destroyed her mom's kitchen instead of baking cookies which i found rather amusing.

3. recently theres a sohai pandemic that had erupted amongst ourselves where in the event of nothing at all, we'd call each other 'sohai' which really exudes the sohainess of us all in one shot. all of it started out a few days back following a cc incident where i really dont wanna talk about it anymore. until now, 'sohai' is our only call signs. ;) go sohainism!

4. we're so fucking addicted to gambling already! thanks to a fucking fat dude who has absolute zero driving skills. he perfectly manoeuvred his shiny honda city up a sidewalk right below our room and we swear to god its just extraordinary! its like he purposely parked his car up there! talking about the lack of parking spaces..heh ;) 10 seconds after the initial impact, we called up a friend and have him bought us 4D of the city's registration number. although we won nothing, but he excitement is there. during lunch yesterday, a dude walked up to us and shoved us a bunch of lottery tickets....and we couldnt resist the temptation ;)

5. recently, i've been eating alot. i dont know why. dont ask me.


6. some time during call of the week, i donated blood for the first time. it was an awesome experience! enormously due to the fact that it took me more than half an hour to fill up a packet of blood. look at my right arm compared to my left. its practically blue-er. ;)

6. 2 hours of waiting is really something fucked up. with absolutely nothing to do, we introduced over 4000 chemicals into our lungs for a duration of more than 90 minutes.

7. "hello. good evening sir, this is agent simmons from alertpay. Is this mr.ng wai leung? sir, im really sorry to be the one telling you this sir but your bank account have been suspected involved in money-laundering sir. and your bank account has been terminated effective immediately sir. and of course, im here to tell you to fuck off! " best prank call award 09. ;)

8. i wont be attending the oral test im having this coming wednesday. im sick. i can tell when im sick. its when my head dont feel straight. kthnxbai

last but not least, click clickity tweeted about how much she loves honey....cuteness achieved! you go girl! ;)