Assorted Blah!

“A storm’s coming and a series of unfortunate events will soon present itself in a magnitude I can’t even begin to describe”, crapped by Jason, 2009.

Hello hello! Firstly, I'm sorry that I had taken the week off without notice just like that all in the name of laziness and feeling worthless but most importantly, I'm feeling much better now since I’m back on track with my whats-left-of-it life. ;)

With the boringness of my 3 weeks break superimposing my cravings for good food movies, the past whole week has been a hell of a roller coaster ride for me! The only downside from all of this is that I looked like I somehow managed to maintain my sanity, but au contraire, I dont.

So to cut the whole story short, here’s a pile of blahs that I did over the past few days, or much least, the past whole week :

1. Sandwich 101
Sometime last week, and it's 4.30 am already and out of the blue I felt a sudden urge to eat something, anything! I crawled outta bed searching for something I don't mind not seeing again so I can digest it without hesitation. Snuck into the kitchen thinking that there's somehow somewhat something for me to eat but to my disappointment the fridge was empty (!)

Was in the brink of grabbing dad's car keys secretly to dapao some roadside burger in my neighbourhood when all of the sudden I saw something green & red in the fridge. *gleaming*
Then I looked around for the other stuffs that could make my night when I eventually did found them. Heh talking about a night crawler ;)

3...2...1! Go! Late night kitchen session begun with a siren wailing half a football court away.
There I went running around the house to gather all the stuffs/ingredients needed to make my night. Firstly ;

an egg. I picked the one looked stressed as if it knew it was destined to be scrambled and cracked it in a bowl. Looked around for some other stuffs.

some mayo for the squeeky sour taste

and two slices of bread, preferably to be slightly toasted to add to the perfection :)

I remembered the very first time I made my own sandwich ; it was almost 10 years ago. I was 9 at that time. And also the time where I made my very own breakfast (!) The whole thing went extremely well, expect the part where I nearly burnt down the whole kitchen and at the same time nearly killed my pet gold fish, bubbles. Poor bubbles died some 1 week later due to inhaling deadly fumes resulted from my poorly-done-breakfast-show. :(


Funny how when I was little I was not particularly fond of sandwiches. To me, it's somehow the funniest/weirdest/craziest set of meal someone can have. The combination was all the way wrong! How can someone mix bread with eggs and cheese and vege and salads and mayo together (?) It wasn't until my family and I had our picnic session when I was 8 years old. Mom made loads of sandwiches that evening and I had my very first sandwich orgasm. Fell in love with sandwiches ever since ;)


It was dreadful. It was bitter. It was ugly. It was awesome! I had the best day of my life ever since this fucking break started. ;)

2. Jogging spree with dad
Last wednesday was a day of fun, tiring and all around sick but it went extremely well. Dad & I took our time off and went jogging together in the evening all the way past dinner time in which in turn made mom furious. Just the two of us took off that evening. Father & son. No questions asked. ;)
Drove dad to the park in our neighbourhood and off we went. While jogging alongside with dad, I recalled the politics of male joggers written by Nury Vittachi which made my laugh out loud that left the people in park thinking that I was mad. According to him, there's 3 ultimate working principle involved in the politics of male joggers.
1. The sight of any female joggers will directly result in an increase of speed by any male joggers jogging nearby. This of course included those male joggers that are in a middle of having a massive heart attack.
2. When a male jogger overtakes a female jogger in a single file, his speed will increase tremendously. This action is involuntary.
3. Male joggers perform better in clusters as their competitiveness/egoism will boost each other. As more male joggers starts to jog together, they'll soon realised that they are no longer jogging anymore ; instead, they are all running and close to approaching the speed of light. It's actually illegal for more than 20 male jogger to go jogging together as they may curve space-time, in which eventually destroy the universe. haha ;)
The last one really cracks me up! :)
It's been a while since I last jogged with dad and to my surprise, dad still has it! Holy George Harrison, dad actually broke my lap record! "I know I'm a useless son. I am sorry dad I let you down. But waittt! Lemme have one more try!" I continued to jog and by the end of the trail, I can almost see bright lights at the end of a dark tunnel -_-
We call it a day when mom's 28th call finally got through dad's phone. She was shouting over the phone and demanded that we reached home in 5 minutes : the park itself was a 10 minute drive from home. Dad took the wheel when we adjourned back because I can't feel my legs anymore. :)

3. The statistics!
the yays and nays of the past whole week ;
the yay #1 ~ I've finally mastered the first chapter of my statistics book 3!
the nay #1 ~ Which of course means that they are 982 chapters more to go FML :(
the yay #2 ~ Finished reading a book that I just bought last week! *gleaming*

the nay #2 ~ Which means there's 4 more books left to go by the end of my break -_-
the yay #3 ~ I went for a jog last wednesday and lost 10 pounds on the way :D
the nay #3 ~ I gained back the initial 10 pounds I've lost by ravishing everything I came across that night itself, maybe more :(
the yay #4 ~ I am enjoying my 3 weeks break after all! I get to sleep all day and just don't give a fuck!
the nay #4 ~ Too bad the excitement is gonna be short-lived as I'm going back to a world full of hatred, time-well wasted and warning letters soon. Maybe sooner than I thought :(
the yay #5 ~ Just checked out Eddy's entry on the PD trip they had some 3 weeks ago. Thought it went well :)
the nay #5 ~ Too bad I wasn't there! FML :(

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On a totally unrelated note, I'm going back to college sooner than I thought after all. Stuffs-packing-session begun today and I'm proud to say that I'm in fact going back to college this coming thursday. All in all, am looking forward for another great weekend upcoming soon. Stay tuned beautiful people! heh ;)


Mood ~ Bouncy :)
Earfood ~ I Gotta Feeling, The Black Eyed Peas