7 things/ Lame & Ridiculously Random Part II

This morning, I was waken up at an ungodly time of 6.30 am. Extremely tired and annoyed with the fact that all of these were done out of my willingness, I swore loudly in the name of misery & angst (in which to my understanding that ‘that’ woke up some of the neighbours haha) A desperate attempt to slumber back some 10 seconds later failed as if it was done almost effortlessly. Little did I know that as the result from all of the swearing done earlier on, my mind is now fully conscious and therefore rendering REM impossible. :(

After realizing that damage has been done and there’s nothing I can do, i jumped across the room and woke my laptop up. Thinking that there’s still plenty of time before breakfast is served, I’d like to post another random entry. So as in right now, I’m doing nothing. Literally nothing as for now , I’m sitting in this chair checking out the different species of penguins out there in water-rocketing shrimps in the Antarctic via the web. And ducks too. ;)

Oohhh im on the brink of losing my sanity and all I care is whether or not I can tell the difference between the emperor penguin and the gentoo penguin. Wtf

7 things I would do if I were a traffic police in Malaysia :
1. convince my boss to allow me to ride one of the big bikes to patrol!
2. allow young drivers to pass through road-blocks at ease
3. will not accept bribes from young drivers when they’re stopped ; instead just let them go
4. intentionally ask for overpriced bribes from ‘G&M’ people.
5. speeding in an excess of 160mph on a very busy highway
6. participate in a demonstration against the traffic police department
7. destroy all those huge bikes once I’m done test-riding em’

7 things I would do If I were PM of Malaysia :
1. abolish ISA
2. try not to say stupid things on tv
3. tell everyone that a non-Muslim can become PM too BUT actually mean it!
4. stop the government’s bias-ness towards the bumiputras
5. restore the freedom of speech to all Malaysians.
6. drive an armoured proton car instead of a 7 series
7. continue to put Malaysia back on the world’s map.

7 things I would do if I were president of US :
1. restore the faith of the world in the American government
2. promote peace worldwide
3. fire my SecDef and also the joint chiefs that have been poisoning my mind
4. withdraw US troops from the middle east
5. stop screwing around and start to take appropriate actions as commander-in-chief
6. play pool in my free time.
7. again, will try not to say stupid things on tv

7 things I would do if I were king kong :
1. eat banana
2. eat more banana
3. attack a lorry full of bananas and eat banana the whole day
4. climb to the top of the entire state building and eat banana : instead of destroying planes
5. ask peter Jackson for more banana
6. tell the whole world I’m king kong, not Godzilla
7. jump out of the screen when they’re showing ‘king kong’ movie in the cinema

7 things I would do if I were Mr. wong (jason’s lecturer/HOD) :
1. stop giving warning letters to Jason if he absents for classes.
2. stop giving warning letters to Jason if he absents for classes
3. stop giving warning letters to Jason if he absents for classes
4. stop giving warning letters to Jason if he absents for classes
5. stop giving warning letters to Jason if he absents for classes
6. stop giving warning letters to Jason if he absents for classes
7. stop giving warning letters to Jason if he absents for classes

7 things to do if I were a college student :
1. skip class occasionally
2. sleep
3. eat excessively
4. have fun!
5. blog stupid things
6. blog stupid things like this entry
7. blog stupid things like this entry while watching 24 season 7 episode 23! ;)