Lame & Ridiculously Random Pt 1

I'm dead bored. I spent the last 5 hours trying to figure out the fuck's I'm supposed to do with my last few days of exam-in-between-holidays-days.

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Hence, I'm here to bring you a community service message ;

Recent studies (by any means, me) shows that the time taken, T for a student to cover completely the whole syllabus for a particular field subjected to an examination is equals to the product of the power of half of the time (in hours) spent attending classes with the inverse of the total chapters subjected in that particular field.

Simply put, T = (t)^1/2 X 1/ C , where t = time spent attending classes ; c = total chapters subjected

Its rather difficult to achieve the desired effect if we study this equation from the angle we're looking at it right now. This is because based on the credit hours given by lecturers, its close to impossible to reach the minimum time taken for a particular student to cover completely his/hers syllabus on time. However, there is another simple solution to this equation. (with the insertion of a correct value of (t) of course)

As stated earlier, the value of (t) indicates the time (in hours) spent attending classes. Contrary to popular beliefs, the value of (t) should be at minimum, not maximum (a great miscalculation suffered from the majority of students!) The best is at zero. Yes! Zero.

If the value of (t) equals to zero, than the above equation can be solved with ease.

Substituting (t) with 0, T = (0)^1/2 X 1/(15) ; let C = 15

= 0 X 1/15

= 0!

= 0 time taken to cover completely the whole syllabus!

Therefore, attending classes is not necessary at all in achieving the minimum time taken to cover completely the whole syllabus in the brink of an upcoming exam. ;)

Hence, skipping classes is totally excusable! (at least I think so) ;) lol

*This community service message was brought to you by jasonstillwaiting.blogspot* ;)

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Ridiculousness is :

how people can be so ignorance towards the environment. Just look at the amount of shit those fucktards left behind after the street party a couple weeks ago. fml

and how 3 innocent cans of vanilla coke managed to called themselves 'jason's dinner' one fine evening some time ago.